- Hey she fixed my wedgie
- Its the playoffs, don't call that
- HE'S TOUCHING ME!!
- His pants came down, isn't that a penalty?
- Hey, can you tell them to stop throwing my flag on the ground?
- After a girl's team punts: Kicking team: what happens when i touch it? Receiving team: i don't know, can i touch it? Kicking team: you pick it up and i'll pull your flag. Receiving team: deal.
- He he's wearing a white shirt too. Make him put on a different shirt.
- How come every time i hit him you call a foul on me?
- A gril asked me: if we decline the penalty can we get the ball? I answered: The penalty is on you. So no, you can't decline.
- I asked: Do you want offense, defense or differ. She asked: What does offense mean?
hoped you enjoyed them ;)