my mom is better than your mom

before anyone complains that i was sent this and you weren't, just remember that i appreciate it more than you ever would :)

Yes, my wonderful mother sent me this amazing package. it arrived today loaded with wonder gifts.
my mom knows me so well. these little treats will bring joy to my life for weeks to come( yes weeks. i am not as bad as i once was).
so i feel it is my duty to let everyone know how absolutely amazing she is and publicly thank her.

Thanks Mom!!!!!!!!!!