Just for fun

My boss asked us to pick the best ten things that someone has said to us this season. i thought some of you might enjoy it as well. So in no particular order, here they are:

• Hey she fixed my wedgie
  
• Its the playoffs, don't call that
• HE'S TOUCHING ME!!
• His pants came down, isn't that a penalty?
• Hey, can you tell them to stop throwing my flag on the ground?
• After a girl's team punts: Kicking team: what happens when i touch it? Receiving team: i don't know, can i touch it? Kicking team: you pick it up and i'll pull your flag. Receiving team: deal.
• He he's wearing a white shirt too. Make him put on a different shirt.
• How come every time i hit him you call a foul on me?
• A gril asked me: if we decline the penalty can we get the ball? I answered: The penalty is on you. So no, you can't decline.
• I asked: Do you want offense, defense or differ. She asked: What does offense mean?

hoped you enjoyed them ;)